Dear Monthly Menstrual Cycle,
I can name a number of reasons i do not like you.
Those cramps you give me, there is no point to them, i think you just like to watch me wince in pain. You have ruined a few pairs of my favorite pants/undies. Jerk. And make me feel fat.
How come you always come along when i am about to go on a long road trip?
You ruin sexy time, period.
Fuck you,
Kayleen
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